Sometimes, it pays to have car trouble, and need to stop and use someone's phone. This guy has a lucky break, when all he needs to do, is borrow her phone.
If my mate wanted to spank me before sex, I would probably…
Let him
Tell him no way
Think about it
Tell him I want to spank him too
Get up and leave
Quick Quiz
Which president had sex with a young woman in a White House coat closet, while, at one point a secret service agent prevented the hysterical First Lady from attacking them?
Warren G. Harding
Lyndon B. Johnson
Thomas Jefferson
Bill Clinton
Richard Nixon
Strange Sex Laws
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Sexual Joke
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Sex Quotable
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