Meet Kira. She’s brunette, she’s beautiful…she’s got a schlong between her legs! Don’t click on this link unless you like some dark meat with your bountiful breasts.
If you were to choose between the following erotic activities with your partner (as an appetizer), which one would you pick?
Reading a steamy story
Watching a hard-core porn movie
Reading through a sex manual
Discussing sexual fantasies
None of the above - let's just get to the main course
Quick Quiz
John Lennons album "Two Virgins" was released with a brown paper extra cover because…
it had two beetles humping
it featured roman phallic symbols
John & Yoko appeared nude on both covers
it showed a secret British Weapon
the other three Beatles sued because of the cover art
Strange Sex Laws
Willowdale, Oregon: It's against the law for a husband to talk dirty during sex More
Sexual Joke
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet. More
Sex Quotable
The only reason I would take up jogging
is so I could hear heavy breathing again. More Erma Bombeck
Quick Term
Androminetop...: Arousal from female partner who dresses like male More
Your Eroticy
