When the babysitter catches Mr. Thomas jacking off in the living room, she decides to do something about it. Of course, by ‘doing something’ we mean bending over and taking a hard dick up the ass.
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Strange Sex Laws
In Carlsbad, New Mexico, it's legal for couples to have sex in a parked vehicle during their lunch break from work, as long as the car or van has draw... More
Sexual Joke
Jimmy received a parrot for Christmas. The parrot was fully grown, with a very bad attitude and worse vocabulary.
Every other word was an expletiv... More
Sex Quotable
There are two kinds of women, those who want power in the world and those who want power in bed. More Jackie Onassis
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Inflatable d...: Plastic dolls that are designed for genital penetration More