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The Best Damn Anal Sex Show Period
This ass-clinching clip reminds me of an old limerick from when I was a wee lad: There once was a girl from Sydney who could take it in the ass right up to the kidney. Then a man from Quebec shoved it up to her neck. Boy, he had a big dick, didn’t he?
The closest I have ever come to a threesome was…
I would never do it
I almost did but backed out
I have had a threesome before
Baby, I'm way past a threesome
Quick Quiz
The T'ang Dynasty Empress, Wu Hu (683-705 AD), insisted that all visiting dignitaries perform ___________ to pay her homage?
A Magic Trick
A Song
A Masturbation Service
Oral sex
A Prayer
Strange Sex Laws
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Sexual Joke
SYNONYMS FOR MASTURBATION
Having a session with the wise master
Hand start the one eyed yogurt thrower
Memory Bank Spank
Getting jigg... More
Sex Quotable
If the universe has any purpose more important then topping a woman you love and making a baby with her hearty help, I have never heard of it More Lazarus Long