Mother always said I was gifted, I just never knew it was like this. It was my high school graduation, class of 2002. My mom had brought her new digital camera that she bought just for special occasions like this. I was one of the school's best and brightest student's. Every teacher loved my work ethic, amongst other things, and always called me, 'their favorite student.'
During the graduation, I noticed some things that seemed strange. Mrs. Summers left her long, sexy legs uncrossed and I swore that she had no panties on, a little unusual. Kelly Francis had been consistently eyeing me all night long, winking at me and mouthing thing to me. Heather Bins had told me that there was a big party at her parent's house, and I was invited. Lance Waterman beautiful girlfriend, Lisa Maxwell, had an outfit that hid nothing to any wondering eyes.
After the graduation, I had to make a choice. Mrs. Summers wanted to talk to me, alone, why I didn't know. Kelly wanted to go dancing with me at some dance club. Heather wanted me to come to her party, and would do anything to get me to go. Lance's girlfriend had wanted to show me something, in the girl's washroom. My mom wanted me to make a choice, or go home with them.
Heather had said that she'd do anything to get me to go to her party, and I was willing to see how far she would go. "So you really want me to go, Heather," I asked. "Yes," she said, "and like I said I'll do anything to get you to go."
I pondered this for a second. Heather was a blond bombshell and I always wanted to see her without her clothes on. But she'd never go for that, she'd never do anything I asked, or would she"
My favorite method of picking up a woman is…
Saying, hey baby I have $20
Being honest
Giving a really cheesy line from a bad 70s porn movie
Letting them come to me
Eye contact
Quick Quiz
What invention changed the attitude toward a sexual affair from spontaneous to premeditated?
Condom
The Pill
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