It's sex night (Saturday), and you and your partner (again) are doing it in the usual location (bed), the usual position (ol' mish) and the usual rhythm (think metronome). The whole enterprise is not stellar. You…
Think about your usual fantasy (sexy, faceless stranger)
Stop the routine and say, "Let's try something new" (turning on the lights, doing it on the floor, anything)
Keep on keeping on -- sex might not be shiny and bright, but it's not a disaster.
Call up an old flame to see if they are still available
Look in the yellow pages for an all night sex store
Quick Quiz
Which of the following is not considered an aphrodisiac?
Gallstones
Lizards
Horse's Hooves
Rhino Horn
None Of The Above
Strange Sex Laws
In Ohio it is illegal for a farmer to kiss his horse if it is wearing a hat. More
Sexual Joke
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
A: Spot. More
Sex Quotable
sex is, above all, the gift of oneself. More Jean Anouilh, Ardele, 1948, (2, translated by Luci
Quick Term
Penetration: The insertion of the penis or another object into the vagina or anus for sexual purposes More
Your Eroticy
