Hmmmm how to descripe myself hate this one LOL.
Who do i resemble matt damon, or johnny depp, maybe daniel craig,? Nah more like homer simpson. D'oh. Smothered in freckles top to bottom.
{yeah all over):- ).
What am i looking for? Same as most single blokes i suppose a beautiful, sassy, sexy, woman, with a wkd sence of humour. Caring, kind, a woman with a great body. A woman with a lovely smile & you just want to smile just thinking of her & rich would be a bonus . I can dream can't i. Mind she'll need a wkd sence of humour to look at me!!!!
WARNING NAKED PIXZ OF ME. PLEASE DON'T EAT OR DRINK BEFORE VIEWING THEM, DON'T ADJUST YOUR SCREEN, YES THAT REALLY IS MY BODY. NO DOUBLES USED. DON'T WANT YOU CHOKING WHILE YOU LOOK AT 'EM LOL. Be kind & keep the giggles down! I'm Circumcised & shaved!
Looking For
Women for Erotic Online Fun, Discreet Relationships, Casual Sexual Encounters or Fetish Play
Wildest Sexual Fantasy
(TRUE STORY} Not sure if this counts as a fantasy. I've always found a woman in a nurses uniform a great turn on. Police uniform too but thats another story ;-]. A few years ago i was admitted to hospital in the winter time with pneumonia, & i was quite ill. So they decided to put me right up by the nurses station, so they could keep an eye on me & confined me to the bed. Don't know if you ever been in hospital but they turn the heating right up with radiators behind the beds head. So all i had on was a sheet covering me. Don't normaly like to wear pjs. Go naked i say, but had to. But only wore the bottoms. Remmember i was really ill at the time. Anyways in the afternoon i started to get a right hard-on, a red hot thick cock. The sheet started to bulge didn't want a blanket on as it was too hot. I tried to relax but with all those young student nurses walking up & down, looking so damn sexy in their crisp uniforms didn't help matters. Hour after hour this went on. & my cock & balls were throbbing. With the nurses coming over & asking if i was ok. & checking up on my temp & blood preasure. Looking at them & they in turn looking at what was now a huge bulge under the sheets. They even got a female doctor to come round to see if i was ok, which didn't help, as she was pretty as well. She said all i can do is wait. Well i waited & waited. By now my balls & cock really started to ache. By now the night shift had come on & they were all sat behìnd the table at the nurses station facing my bed. It looked like a flag pole & there was nothing i could do about it, Had i been at home a hand job lol. Kep't me up all night couldn't sleep. Morning came & still stiff as a board. Some of the nurses that were on in the previous afternoon shift came in the morning. All passing me to go the nurses station. Some had a sneaky look. What could i do but smile back. All of them were very hot chicks. If only my cock & balls didn't ache so much & i wasn't so ill & not in hospital. Mmmmm. Anyhow this lasted about 24 hours. Surprisingly no one wanted to give me a bedbath. ;-(
Wildest Sexual Experience
None. But up for some cyber/e-mail fun. Always up for new expeience's Teach Me.
What You Need To Know About Me
Not much sexual activity or experience too ugly to pull & just too shy. Please teach me what you know in likes 'n dislike's. Its like being a kid in a sweetshop on this site. there's nothing more beautiful than the female form. Please if you request me as a friend have a pix on your profile or a few.
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Willing to exchange pix
Activities and Practices that I Have Some Interest In
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. I can dream can't i. Mind she'll need a wkd sence of humour to look at me!!!!
Be kind & keep the giggles down! I'm Circumcised & shaved!
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