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What I hate most about making love in the morning is….
Morning breath
Still sleepy
Can't get the dog off the bed
I'm always in a hurry
The fact that I don't remember who the person next to me is

Most women masturbate by inserting a finger or other object into the vagina.
True
False

Fairbanks, Alaska: It's illegal for two moose to have sex on the city sidewalks More

Q. What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate? A. Miracle Whip. More

If sex is so personal, why do we have to share it with someone? More
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Groping:
Feeling of unknown or unidentified person in boxes, suits, etc. More