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Men, are you happy with the size and shape of your penis?
Yes
Somewhat, I would prefer bigger
Somewhat; I would prefer smaller
No, I would prefer bigger
No, I would prefer smaller

Sexually, what do the insides of the thighs and the neck have in common?
Men Love To See Them Next To Each Other
Both Are Errogenous Zones
Both Grow Finer Hair Than The Rest Of The Body
Both HaveSofter Skin Than The Rest Of The Body
Both Smell Worse Than The Rest Of The Body

You may not have more than two dildos in a house in Arizona. More

One morning two priests head to the showers. It isn't until they were already in the shower, that they realized they did not bring any soap. Father Bo... More

Listen, I don't know why the fuck they're beefing about the gays today. I've never looked at it that way. It's your life, it's my life, it's the next ... More
Milton Berle

Conceive:
To become pregnant More