I'm so totally cool.
I love Zack Morris and olives. Also, I like to scream and have fun. Do any guys actually read profiles these days?
Looking For
Men for Discreet Relationships or Casual Sexual Encounters
Wildest Sexual Fantasy
There are a few things I still want to try, but most of all I would like to go 30 days without breaking anything and find a man who can appreciate how funny I am.
Wildest Sexual Experience
POOLSIDE GANG BANG!
Also, sex on a beanbag when I was still boycotting chairs.
What You Need To Know About Me
I have hooked up with a few people from this site but I won't hook up with you if you act like a total toolbag. Don't pm me or send me nasty ass emails. Please have a sense of humor and appreciate mine! Check out my videos and posts - they are generally pretty funny!
Activities and Practices that I Have Some Interest In
Have you and your lover ever chatted online with a third person?
Yes, it was awesome
Yes, but it took some coaxing
No, but I would like to
No, I don't see the point
That's why I signed up for this site
Quick Quiz
As late as 1940, a candidate for the U.S. Naval Academy was rejected if it was discovered that he.. .
Was A Homosexual
Slept Around A Lot
Masturbated
Collected Porn Mags
Had A Small Penis
Strange Sex Laws
In New Hampshire it is illegal to sell the clothes one is wearing to pay off a gambling debt. More
Sexual Joke
I saw yo mama kickin a can down the street the other day and when i asked what she was doing she said she was moving! More
Sex Quotable
I'm married, but I don't wear a wedding ring because I've found that it tends to give women the impression that I'm unavailable More Bill Muse
Quick Term
Glans Clitor...: The sensitive tip of the clitoris More
Your Eroticy
