I just recently moved here to portland, I did live in Roswell, the intergalatic capital of the universe. I'm out of this world and then some.
Looking For
Men for Erotic Online Fun or Discreet Relationships
Wildest Sexual Fantasy
Sex in a outerspace.
Wildest Sexual Experience
Got fingered by a guy high school during class. We sat in the back of the class while the teacher was grading papers. She was pretty old and never looked up if the class was quiet.
What You Need To Know About Me
I'm a bit of a new ager.
Activities and Practices that I Have Some Interest In
Ladies; have you ever drapped your legs over your lover so they could go deeper?
Yes, the deeper the better
Yes, but only if they let me
Yes, it takes pressure off my spine and really relaxes the muscles
No, I don't like to give they that much access
No, Oral Sex is revulting
Quick Quiz
Vitamin E got its reputation as the sex vitamin because…
In A Recent Study It Was Found To Enlarge The Size Of A Rat's Scrotum
Cleopatra Seduced Antony By Feeding Him A Vine Rich In Vitamin E
Birds Who Eat Whole Grains Rich In Vtamin E Lay More Eggs
An Ad Agency Thought It Was A Great Way To Market Vitamins
The Ancient Greeks Used It To Fuel Their Drunken Orgies
Strange Sex Laws
However, in Merryville, Missouri, women are prohibited from wearing corsets because "the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a ... More
Sexual Joke
There were three people sitting on the roof, an intelligent man, Santa Claus and a woman.One of them falls of the roof, which one is it?
Answer: Th... More
Sex Quotable
That was the most fun I've had without laughing. More Woody Allen
Quick Term
Phallus: An object that is a penis or penis-like in shape or form More
Your Eroticy
