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My Ideal Mate is
Intelligent, Fun, Confident (Body don't matter)
Wealthy, Physically Fit, Driven (Body of an Athlete)
Rough, Tough, Outdoors person (Body Fit not too Fat)
Fun, Physically Fit, Intelligent (Body Lean & Mean)
Wealthy, Spiritual, Confident (Body Doesn't Matter)

Endothelia is the desire to…
Have Sex With Your Clothes On
Have Sex More Than 3 Times A Day
Have Sex In The Dark
Have Sex In Water
Have Sex In An Airplane

In Rhode Island it is considered an offense to throw pickle juice on a trolley. More

Why do blondes write TGIF on their shoes? Toes Go In First. Why don't blondes like using a vibrator? It chips their teeth. More

Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no. More
Woody Allen

Zooerasty:
Arousal from animals More