A man and a woman are on a plane next to each other in first class. The man sneezes, pulls out his penis and wipes the tip off. The woman can't believe what she just saw and decides she is hallucinating.
A few minutes pass. The man sneezes again. He pulls out his penis and wipes the tip off.
The woman is about to go nuts. She can't believe that such a rude person exists.
A few more minutes pass. The man sneezes yet again. He takes his penis out and wipes the tip off. The woman has finally had enough.
She turns to the man and says, "Three times you've sneezed, and three times you've removed your penis from your pants to wipe it off! What the hell kind of degenerate are you?"
The man replies, "I am sorry to have disturbed you, ma'am. I have a very rare condition such that when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
The woman, now feeling bad, says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What are you taking for it?"
The man looks at her and says, "Pepper."
Does your partner spend enough time on foreplay?
Yes, barely
No, I would prefer a more
No, I would prefer much more
Too much, I would prefer a little bit less
Too much, I could do without it altogether
Quick Quiz
Which group performs anal sex more often?
High School-Educated
Drop-Outs
College-Educated
Those With An Advanced College Degree
Those With Some College
Strange Sex Laws
New Mexico
It's forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public. More
Sexual Joke
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really great about the result. On his way home he stops at a newsstand ... More
Sex Quotable
Love your neighbor, but don't get caught. More Murphy's Law - On Sex
Quick Term
Heterophilia: Arousal from members of the opposite sex More
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