The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"
The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have inter-course," and charged them $50.
This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.
Finally the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"
The old man said, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare!"
To what degree do you believe in love at first sight?
Extremely
Somewhat
Not at all
I don't believe in love let alone at first site
Quick Quiz
Aside from the genitals and the breasts, what body part swells during intercourse?
The Tongue
The Stomach
The Inner Nose
The Legs
The Ears
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