A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap and Santa asks, "What would you like me to bring you for Christmas?"
The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and a G. I. Joe doll."
Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says, "I thought Barbie comes with Ken."
"No," the little girl replies, "She comes with G.I. Joe, she fakes it with Ken."
Do you tell your partner what you like and don't like about oral sex?
Yes
No
Never had oral with my current partner
Quick Quiz
The least expensive prostitutes in the world are the Petrapole people who live on the border of Bangladesh. They charge as little as…
$.10
$.20
$.28
$.33
$.38
Strange Sex Laws
In Newcastle, Wyo., it is against the law for couples to have sex in a butcher's freezer. How many couples would have sex in a freezer, let alone a bu... More
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Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it More Maurice Chevalier.
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