A boy walks into a whorehouse drops a dead frog on the counter and says, “I want to get your nastiest girl with some sort of disease that’s easy to catch”. The madam just looks at him in astonishment. The boy looks back at her and says, “I said I want the filthiest whore you got, and she’d better have some sort of disease!” The madam is flustered, but manages to say, “You know, young man, all of these ladies are very expensive, ” to which the boy responds by taking out a wad of twenties from his pocket. He slaps the money on the counter and says, “This should cover it. I want the dirtiest, nastiest, foulest whore that you got. And she’d better have a disease that I can catch.” The madam stares at him again, and finally asks, “I can understand why you’d like one of my ladies, but why do you want one with a disease?” The boy wipes back a tear from his eyes and explains, “Well, I want to catch whatever it is that your lady has. Then I wanna go home and give it to my mom, so that when she fucks the milkman, he’ll catch the same thing, and it’ll serve him right for running over my frog with his truck.”
When it comes to kissing, you…
Often make the first move - you like to be in control
Rarely make the first move - you like your man to be in control
Are comfortable making the first move, as long as he takes the lead sometimes, too
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Are more or less then 50% of females first told about sex by their mothers
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