A little girl was playing in the garden when she spotted two daddy longlegs spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked. "That's a daddy longlegs." her father answered. "So, the other one is a mommy longlegs?" the little girlasked. "No," her father replied. "Both of them are daddy longlegs," The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stamped them flat. "Well, we're not having THAT sort of shit going on in OUR garden."
Flirting with anyone other than your partner is:
Harmless and fun
A good way to make your man/woman want you more
A symptom of something wrong in your relationship
Quick Quiz
Ancient Roman plumbing caused what disease that led to sterility and miscarriages?
The Plauge
Lead Poisoning
Tetnus
Mumps
Typhoid
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Mr. Smith got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet and polite.
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Quick Term
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