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A father asks his son, now aged 10, if he knows about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know!", the child said, bursting into tears. Confused, the father asked his son what was wrong. "Oh dad, " he sobbed, "at age 6, I got the 'there's no Santa' speech. At age 7, I got the 'there's no Easter Bunny' speech. Then, at age 8, you hit me with the 'there's no Tooth Fairy' speech! If you're going to tell me now that grown-ups don't really fuck, I've got nothing left to live for!"
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