Three women are in a gym locker room dressing up to play raquetball. Suddenly, a guy runs through the room wearing nothing but a bag over his head and passes the three women.
He passes the first woman, who looks down at his penis. "He's not my husband," she says.
He passes by the second woman, who also looks down at his penis. "He's not my husband either," she says, also not recognizing the unit.
He passes by the third woman, who also looks down as he runs by her. "Wait a minute," she says. "He's not even a member of this club."
In all your relationships, past and present, how often does the sex seem to change from red-hot (spontaneous and passionate) to blue-cold (routine and predictable)?
Sometimes
Often
Almost never
Never
Not applicable
Quick Quiz
The most profitable porno film of all time, _____________, took in $100 million.
Behind The Green Door
Patriot Dames
Debbie Does Dallas
Deep Throat
Rambone
Strange Sex Laws
In Dyersburg, Tennessee it is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date. More
Sexual Joke
One night two drunks were wandering the town trying to get drinks, but between the two of them, they only had a dollar and change. So the first drunk ... More
Sex Quotable
If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all More Rodney Dangerfield
Your Eroticy
