The other day, my friends and I went to this "Gentleman's Club." One of my buddies wanted to impress us, so he pulls out a $10 bill. The "dancer" came over to us, and my friend licked the $10 and put it on her butt.
Not to be outdone, my other friend pulls out a $50 bill. He calls the girl back over, licks the $50, and puts it on her other cheek. Now the attention is focused on me. What could I do to top that?
I got out my wallet, thought for a minute.....then the banker in me took over. I got out my ATM card, swiped it down her crack, grabbed the 60 bucks, and went home.
Do you think it is okay for your mate to fantasize about somebody else while he/she makes love to you?
Yes, as long as I don't know about it
Yes, and I like to know
Yes, as long as they are the same sex
No, it hurts my feelings
No, it's hard enough for me to concentrate as it is
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Cleopatra had what inserted in her vagina to prevent her from getting pregnant?
Silk
Stones
Bread
Flour
Sand
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