A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more.
The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid?"
"That doesn't prove anything," the woman countered.
"Think about this: when your ear itches and you put your finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which feels better, your ear or your finger?"
Have you ever put a cucumber up your vagina or anus?
Vagina
Anus
Both
Never, but the thought intrigues me
Never and would not
Quick Quiz
The shelf-life for a latex condom is about?
6 Months
1 Year
2 Years
3 Years
4 Years
Strange Sex Laws
In Virginia, it is illegal for a man to kick his wife out of bed. More
Sexual Joke
Man to God: "God, why did you make women so beautiful?"
God to Man: "So you would love her."
Man to God: "But why did you make her so dumb?"
... More
Sex Quotable
And we were poor too. Why if I wasn't born a boy, I'd have had nothing to play with More Rodney Dangerfield
Quick Term
Dihydrotesto...: A hormone converted in males from testosterone that is responsible for the development of the external genitals of the male fetus More
Your Eroticy
