It is early Saturday morning, and Mother Superior of Saint Mary Margaret Convent in County Clare hears a knocking at the door. She opens it, looks around and there is no one there. She is about to shut the door when a tiny voice says, "Down here, Mother Superior". She looks down and there are two of the little people in their bright kelly green outfits, red beards and little hats with a clover in each. One is really drunk out of his skull and the other is not much better off. He tips his hat and says, "Top o'the mornin to ye, Mother Superior. Me guid friend Liam here would like to be knowin' if ye have any leprechaun nuns in the convent"? "No, we don't have any little people in our convent", she replies. Liam grunts a few words in Pat's ear, to which he then says to Mother Superior, "Well, are there any leprechaun nuns in the local parish"? Again she replies, "No, there are no leprechaun nuns in the parish". Liam again grunts something in Pat's ear. "Well, can ye be tellin' me, Mother Superior, does the Cathlic Church have any leprechaun nuns at all?" "No", she replies. "The church doesn't accept little people into any religious order". Pat turns to Liam and says, "D'ye see now Liam? That was a penguin ye fucked in the bar last night".
How do you feel about having sex in a public place?
Excited
Interested
Embarrassed
Worth trying at least once
That is illegal and those who do it should be punished
Quick Quiz
In the wake of the AIDS epidemic, ___________ has increased dramatically in Asian countries such as Thailand, Taiwan, and the Philippines, driven by client demand for disease-free virgins.
Oral Sex
Condom Use
Child Prostitution
Anal Sex
Bestiality
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