A pastor named John Fuzz was walking through town when he walked by a bar and spotted a woman who was a member of his congregation drinking in the bar. He walked into the bar and said "You shouldn't be drinking. It isn't right. The woman replied, "You're right." The pastor then offered to take her home. The woman was so drunk when she began to stand up she lost her balance and grabbed onto the pastor and both fell on the floor. The pastor was struggling to get her back up when her skirt went up above her waist. Just then the bartender walked by and said "Hey, we don't allow that kind of behavior in here. You are going to have to leave." The pastor replied, "But you don't understand. I'm Pastor Fuzz." The bartender then said "Well, ok. If you're that far along, go ahead."
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The first issue of Playboy magazine appeared in December 1953, and sold for $.50. Its centerfold was a nude calendar photo of _______ purchased by Hugh Hefner for $500 ?
Jane Mansfield
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Judy Garland
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