A Jewish family needs to place their grandfather in a nursing home. All the Jewish facilities are completely full and the only place available is in a Catholic home.
After a few weeks in the Catholic facility they come to visit grandpa. "How do you like it here?" asks the grandson.
"It's wonderful. Everyone here is so courteous and respectful," says grandpa.
"We're so happy for you. We were worried that this might be the wrong place for you."
"Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents here," grandpa says with a big smile. "There's a musician here-he's 85 years old.
He hasn't played the violin in 20 years, and everyone still calls him "Maestro"! And there's a physician here -- 90 years old. He hasn't been practicing medicine for 25 years and everyone still calls him "Doctor"!
And me, I haven't had sex for 30 years and they still call me "the Fucking Jew"...
Do you remember the first time you and your partner kissed?
No
Yes, vaguely
Yes, I remember some details of that moment
Yes, in play-by-play detail-including what we were wearing, what music was playing, etc
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