A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him a list of sins and their punishments.
The door opened and a man entered. "Forgive me Father for I have sinned," he began. "I have stolen."
The priest looked up stealing on the list and told him to say one Hail Mary.
The next time the door opened, a woman walked in. "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I had oral sex with the window cleaner."
The priest looked up oral sex on the list but couldn't find it. He opened his door and called out to the cleaning lady, "What does Father John give for a blow job?"
"$12.50 if I take me teeth out."
Women : do you _________ to remove your pubic hair
wax
shave
cream
all of above
do not
Quick Quiz
All of the following statements are false EXCEPT:
Married Couples Do Not Engage In Anal Sex
Between 3-10 Percent Of Married Women Enjoy Anal Sex Regularly
Anal Sex Is Only Practiced By Gay Men
Lubricant During Anal Sex Is Not Necessary
Anal Sex Is Wrong And Should Be Avoided At All Costs
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