One day the Sunday school teacher asked what part of the body went to heaven first. Susie said, "Your heart, 'cause you need it to love."
Richie said, "Your head, 'cause you need it to think."
Little Johnny raised his hand and the teacher called on him reluctantly. Little Johnny said, "Your feet."
Confused, the teacher asked why.
Johnny replied, "I was walking past my mom's room last night and she had her feet in the air and was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!"
What kind of material do you like your sex toys to be made of?
I never use sex toys
Rubber
Plastic
Leather
Pyrex
Quick Quiz
According to Masters and Johnson, what can help a women have up to 20 orgasms per hour?
A Vibrator
An Eroticy Member
Thinking Of Another Man
Another Female Partner
Gene Simmon's Tongue
Strange Sex Laws
No woman may have sex with a man while in an ambulance within the boundaries of Tremonton, Utah. If caught, the woman can be charged with a sexual mis... More
Sexual Joke
A young couple are out for a romantic walk along a country lane. They walk hand in hand and as they stroll the guy's lustful desire rises to a peak. H... More
Sex Quotable
When sex is going well, it is about 20 percent of the relationship. When it isn’t, it becomes 80 percent of the relationship More Barry McCarthy
Your Eroticy
