A man is driving down a remote highway and passes a sign that reads "sister's House of Mercy, 10 miles." He thinks to himself that he didn't just see that so decides to keep driving, then five minutes later another sign "sister's House of Mercy, 5 miles" Well he think to himself that it was true what he saw.. Then in five minutes another sign "sister's House of Mercy, next right." So he decides to try it out. He turns right down a small dirt road, which leads him to an old stone building. He goes up to the door and knocks. The door opens and a nun appears and says "may I help you?" The man says "yes, I thought we could do some business." The nunasks him to follow her and leads him down all these corridors and hall ways, until finally they come to a big wooden door. She tells him to knock on the door and then she leaves him. He knocks and another nun opens the door holding out a can and says "fifty dollars please." The man puts fifty dollars in the can and the nun tells him to go through the door at the other end of the room. He does so and opens the door, which closes right behind him, and finds himself outside with a sign infront of him reading "you have just been screwed by the sister's of mercy."
When your partner is performing oral sex on you, how do you feel about kissing him/her on the lips?
It doesn't bother me, but it isn't my favorite time for kissing
I like it
I love it and can't get enough!
It bothers me
I find it disgusting!
Quick Quiz
What is enjoyed sexually by an urophillac?
The Smell Or Taste Of Urine
The Smell Or Taste Of Human Feces
The Smell Or Taste Of Feet
Being Treated Like A Baby
Anything Having To Do With Sex
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