Three guys are playing their weekly round of gholf: a doctor, a priest and an engineer. At the 5th tee, they catch up to two particularly slow people. The three start getting upset, so when the groundskeeper comes past, they ask him about these two. "Oh, them? Well, they are firemen, who saved the the clubhouse from burning down last fall. In the process, they became blind. So, we let them play for free!" The three became quiet. "I have a good friend that does wonders these days with blind people. I will ask him a favour!", said the doctor after a while. "Well, I will pray for him in prayer group tonight," said the priest. The engineer looks at the blind people and says, "Why don't they play at night?"
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