A grungy old lumberjack, in town for the first time in weeks, went to the local brothel and demanded the roughest, toughest and meanest girl in the house.
"That'll be Mary," said the madam. "Go to Room Four, and I'll send her up."
"Fine,"said the lumberjack,"and tell her to bring a couple of beers."
In due time, Mary appeared. She put the two bottles of beer on the floor, took off her negligee, positioned herself on her hands and knees and pointed to her cunt.
"No! No!" exclaimed the lumberjack. "In the bed, the old-fashioned way!"
"Sure, Pal," grunted Mary, "but I thought ya might want to open them beers first."
If you could orally please yourself, would you?
No way, that's perverted
I think I'd have to try it first
I can, and I do
I can, but I don't
Hell Yeah! Why do you think I'm taking yoga classes?
Quick Quiz
In the 18th Century, another term for anal sex was?
Taking The Road To Athens
Heading Down The Hershey Highway
Riding The Poop Shoot
Navigating The Windward Passage
Going In Through The Out Door
Strange Sex Laws
New Mexico
It's forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public. More
Sexual Joke
Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree?
A: Wave More
Sex Quotable
As selfishness and complaint pervert and cloud the mind, so sex with its joy clears and sharpens the vision. More Helen Keller, My Religion, 1927.
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