A man is walking down the street, when he sees a machine with two holes and with a sign overhead that reads: "Blow Job". The machine has two slots, one for one dollar and one for a quarter.
He looks in his pockets and finds a dollar and a quarter. He throws the dollar in the machine and sticks his penis into the first hole. Surprisingly, it feels good ... it feels very good. Just when he's about to come, the machine stops.
So he puts his dick in the other hole and puts the quarter in. It hurts. At first he is not even able to take his dick out, but when he does, it's raw and covered with blood. He's crying from the pain.
An old lady comes from behind the machine and stops to ask what's the matter.
He tells her about the first hole and how *wonderful* it felt. Then he describes the hell of the second hole, and shows her his red and torn penis.
The little old biddy smiles sweetly and says, "You don't expect me to take out my false teeth for a quarter, do you?"
If you were to choose between the following erotic activities with your partner (as an appetizer), which one would you pick?
Discussing sexual fantasies
Watching a hard-core porn movie
Reading a steamy story
Reading through a sex manual
None of the above
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In the US, there are an average of how many sex changes a day?
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