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Women, Does size really matter.
No Not at all
Big is better
Smaller is better
It's how you use it

Can you and your partner be arrested for having sex in your own bedroom?
Yes
No

In Blythe, you are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows. More

One hot July day we found this old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry site. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down.... More

All women should be put on pedestals, just high enough for you to look up their dress. More
Steve Martin

Expulsion:
The second stage of ejaculation, characterized by contractions of the urethra, prostate, and muscles at the base of the penis, causing semen to spurt ... More