A guy walks into a bar and orders 6 shooters. The bartender says, "Looks like you are having a bad day."
The guy says, "Am I ever! To start, I woke up late for work. On my way to work I got in an accident. When I got to work I was four hours late, so the boss fired me. Then to top everything off I came home to my wife screwing my best friend."
The bartender says, "What did you say to your wife?"
The guy says, "I told her to get out, and I never want to see her again."
The bartender says, "What did you say to your best friend?"
The guy says, "I said BAD DOG!"
What goes through your head while you're having sex?
How connected you two are emotionally
How much work is piling up on your desk at the office
How much hotter sex used to be in the beginning
How you wish there was someone else with the two of you to help liven it up
How to make the moment last as long as possible
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