A truck driver was driving down the highway when he sees a priest hitchhiking on the road. He stops to pick up the priest, but he has a few misgivings about giving him a ride; usually when the driver sees a redneck on the road, he hits them -- with a priest in the truck, he'd have to swerve. But the driver decides to pick up the priest.
A little while later, he comes across a redneck hitchhiking. He decides to just swerve and let this one live when, all of a sudden he hears a "BOOM!" The driver looks over at the priest, who says, "Don't worry -- I got him with the door."
Are you happy with your looks? Is there something you'd like to change?
I don't worry too much about it, I like the way I am and don't see any reason to change anything
Sometimes I think I could improve my looks a little bit
I'm never happy about my looks, there are so many things I'd like to change that I don't know where to start
Quick Quiz
The sperm count of the average American male is down 30 percent from 30 years ago.
True
False
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And you wonder why the Catholic church is not well liked here.
...That coulda been my long lost half-brother..
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