In the words of Frank Zappa what is the ugliest part of your body - some say its your toes, some say its your nose, but I think its your mind. That is where the ugly is. Change it, plant some flowers - water them daily while belieiving differently and it will become gorgeous
What is the best atmosphere for sex?
TV ON
TV OFF
TV AND LIGHTS ON
TV AND LIGHTS OFF
TV & LIGHTS OFF BUT MUSIC PLAYING
Quick Quiz
If she likes you, will her pupils be big or small?
Big
Small
Strange Sex Laws
In Ventura County, California cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit. More
Sexual Joke
One morning a long-wed couple were in an amourous embrace and the wife says: "Honey, that Viagra is so wonderful, let me fix us a nice full breakfast.... More
Sex Quotable
Men get laid, but women get screwed" More Quentin Crisp (english writer)