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What's the hardest part of breaking up?
Telling them it's over
Being dumped
Not thinking about him/her 24/7
Saturday nights with nothing planned
Moving on

The earliest illustration of a man going down on a woman can be found...
in Ramses' tomb
on the wall of a Roman bath house
on a cliff dwelling in northern Arizona
on the margin of a monks prayer book
on parchment excavated from the city of Sodom

In Ventura County, California cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit. More

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happen... More

There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, 'I kno... More
Jerry Seinfeld

Pareunomania:
Compulsive desire for sex More