The one place in my house that I haven't made love is …
The kitchen table
The washing machine
The garage floor
The bathroom vanity
The counter
Quick Quiz
What is the worst thing that can happen to you if you contract syphilis?
Never Have An Orgasm Again
Death
You Will Never Get Laid Again
Acme
Pox
Strange Sex Laws
In Oklahoma, it is against the law for a woman to drive without her husband walking in front of the car warning people on the road. More
Sexual Joke
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks "Where did you get that?"
A: The pig says, "I won her i... More
Sex Quotable
Don't do it if you can't keep it up. More Murphy's Law - On Sex
Quick Term
Tripsolagnia: Arousal from having hair manipulated or shampooed More